#if you guys want more of these lmk this one is intentionally bad

[kaycode1999]

I wanted to request some head cannons or drabbles for Sun Wukong(LMK) x daughter_of_buddha!reader or just like female_gojo!reader. [ romantically ]

I think it might be funny to see how they interact since neither cares much for rules or gods. Not to mention with the whole buddha putting the golden headband on Sun Wukong thing. Ngl, I feel like they would only meet because of monkie kid( but you can make it so that they knew each other before him).Like reader is a big sister figure for MK. If they do meet and realize who the other is, I think they would fight/spar immediately and it would end up in a tie. IDK

To start off, I think the relationship would be some mix between like Flynn Rider and Rapunzel or Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago.

I do see this going one of two ways though

1.

In the case of the character being a daughter of Buddha, I kind of think Wukong would initially transfer his negative feelings toward Buddha/Sangzang putting the pain crown on him and trapping him in insolation for 500 years onto her and similarly he would assume she is stuck up, unfeeling and snobby ( high and mighty- that kind of thing). So he'd intentionally be a teasing nuisance to her until he eventually comes to his senses and/or realizes that isn't the case.

He and the daughter of Buddha are more snarky with each other than being violent because she loves MK and feels like Wukong will not protect him and be a bad influence. Eventually the two start bonding/finding common ground over not caring about any of the celestial B.S. And shared care for MK

When he does realize she isn't what he thought, he starts to notice some weird things happening. Suddenly he finds himself getting distracted thinking about her, staring at her absent-mindedly whenever she's around, wanting to be around her, and just generally being nicer than he usually is to her and he doesn't know why

She fell first - he fell harder

The worst is when she brings her new boyfriend around. Wukong doesn't understand why but whenever he sees the guy it’s ON SIGHT.

He doesn't actually do anything but the person just makes his blood boil and anyone who knows him well enough can tell whenever the guy is around he gets quiet and pouty like a child

MK is the one who has to explain to him that what he's feeling is jealousy and that he has feelings for Buddha’s daughter

Of course he denies it. And denies it. And denies it. And denies it

That is, until she gets hurt either physically or emotionally. Seeing her in any pain would cause him to realize his feelings, and it sucks because he wants to eviscerate whatever caused it but he might not be able to depending on the circumstances. But if he CAN do something about it, believe me he’ll tear whoever or whatever hurt her to shreds

He doesn't easily admit his feelings but he does eventually

Or

#2

The daughter of Buddha’s character dislikes Wukong because of his past and instantly threatens him out of fear for MK’s safety and Wukong is instantly in love because he sees her as strong and beautiful

*basically this*

Wukong constantly shamelessly and blatantly flirts with her who in turn makes it clear she dislikes him

That is, until she spends more time around him and sees how much he truly cares for MK and also gets to know him better

All of a sudden she starts noticing how attractive he is and though he does have flaws he does have a nice personality

*he fell first- she fell harder*

She is very pissed to realize she’s fallen for the monkey king at first. However, she can't keep from acting different around him because she's nervous about him finding out and he picks up on this immediately

Initially, he worries he's done something wrong or overstepped some boundary he was unaware of and so he asks about it

She denies anything being different and doesn't want to say anything to him because she believes he doesn't truly feel anything special towards her- surely he flirts with any girl he sees right?

He lets it go for a while until he can't stand it anymore and confronts her about it and that's how her feelings come out

I might do actual fanfics about this in the future but for now I just wanted to do the head cannons

P.S. Thank you! This was super fun 😊

[generouskittentidalwave]

Alright usually I don't make posts like this but I gotta say it as people keep complaining about this which is ridiculous in my opinion.

Two things I gotta state here. I know the full story of JTTW, and I watched all of LMK, and I did my own personal research on everything as well, so here are my thoughts on it all.

First of all, no there aren't actual plot holes in it at all, it seems like there are missing pieces in the story because they are doing that on purpose, as it's being fed to us bit by bit as we piece it together. And there is an important reason for this which I will discuss later on.

Secondly, on a side point, Macaque *literally* explained it all to us. But, I noticed that most people in the fandom keep ignoring him despite the claims that he is getting his opinion heard more than Wukong. Despite that people seem to not actually be taking in what he says. He tells Mk that he needs to read the book, he explains to Mk how both himself and Azure intentionally made Wukong out to be a bad guy when he isn't, and he summed up Wukong's past the best it could be summed up as. Wukong wasn't bad, just reckless, hubris, and mischievous. Tripitaka, the monk, made Wukong wear the circlet. Wukong then went on a journey with Tripitaka and his other two disciples to the west and the journey made him a better person. That is, essentially, the whole story in a nutshell. Macaque literally TOLD US this, and to do our own research on it so you don't get blinded by how Wukong's enemies make him out to be.

Now, back to my first point, please for love of Wukong's love for peaches CUT THE WRITERS SOME SLACK. JTTW is a story that's really really really REALLY long, you can't put a 100 chapter story into one thing and info dump it onto people immediately, it doesn't work like that. Wukong doesn't give his pov being as his journey was years long filled with lots of adventures, on top of the fact he is a very reserved person, with a lot of trauma and inner turmoil, that isn't comfortable letting those feelings known despite his outgoing personality. Some people, much like Wukong, are very reserved when it comes to their past and that was, again, literally proven by the show. Not saying people should be blindly taking Macaque's word either as he is a shitty person and was shitty to Wukong in the book as well. He is not a good person and people need to understand that.

Lastly, the show is basically a next gen story of an already existing storyline, which is JTTW. It's not the main focus but it's still a part of the story, so it's like going in to watch a sequel without seeing the first movie and then complaining when you don't understand the story of past characters. Sun Wukong and JTTW are both very well known, and the show makes it clear that it's as simple as giving it a good look up on google if you want to know about the story and Wukong's past. If you wanna know more than simply look into it, it's as simple as that.

You can't go into a next gen story expecting the writers to give a full course recap on literally everything that happened in the past. It would take waaay too long, be too much info all at once, and takes the focus off the actual main story instead of the past. Not to mention be rather boring for those who already know the story. So the show is given it to us piece by piece in a easy pace, so people who are new can take it in without being overwhelmed and people who already know about it don't have to re-watch the same thing over again. And this is what almost every other next gen based show does. Were some things added in a little or changed? Yeah, but nothing major that affects anything.

Bottom line is, if you wanna know the story then just look at the story. Either reading it, searching up things about it on google, watching YouTube videos (overly sarcastic productions I highly recommend) that read the story in an entertaining way. It's really that simple. Now please leave the poor writers alone about this, they are doing there best and I think they have done an amazing job with making it all work.

I hope this clears things up! I hope I didn't come off as rude at all, this has just been something I've been thinking about for a while. ^^"

I hope you all have a wonderful day and night! :D

LMK needs to flesh out wukong character and his past better,we barely get anything about him from though his pov,he knows the most about the past and jttw everything but he never does get the change to tell it though his pov.

.his past,this is why the lore is so confusing and muddy,we only get it from unreliability narrative,(like macaque and azure),that why timeline makes no sense,it also a problem that they change some things from jttw (journey to the west books),we can't trust what from the book,because it doesn't show up in the show as often,they may have shown some of wukong past but it confusing with how they show it,in s4 specials they show his reason for seeking Immortal,but just a little bit,he did most of it for his people and how he got the circlet,tripitaka didn't just put it on immediately,it different in the book,I have a question how the azure seen that??,they seem to dig into a hole with how they handle wukong past and character.

[ilikepipecleanerswitheyes]

euphoria endings: ryan murphy version

rue manages to stay clean and rekindles with jules. they fall in love again, healthily, and get married. despite her tumultuous teen years, she ends up with the most normal adult life out of everyone.

jules is happy with rue again. she has a relatively calm life, just like rue, however she was arrested for disorderly concert for crashing a concert of her former classmate, elliot, in the halfway mark of his 45 minute song when she yelled, “your song is too long and i can eat p*ssy better than you bitch.” she doesn’t get charged and rue approved of her actions so all is well.

maddy marries an old rich ass man, entertains him for a few years. she kills him by sneaking cobra venom into his food that she bought on ebay for $1000 and gets his inheritance. she uses this money to hire a hit on nate. the hitman’s style is unconventional, but it gets the job done. she lives in a mansion for the rest of her life and is never caught.

lexi goes famous on broadway but it’s only because she did a deal with the devil, or someone who claimed to be the devil, in exchange for 10 years of fame before she gets cancelled. she takes the deal and 10 years pass and nothing happens, so she thinks she’s in the clear, but eventually she gets the lea michele treatment and all her broadway costars say they hated her. but the REAL downfall is the master twitter thread made my an anonymous user. she takes a break from social media and uses feet pics as a means to make income. through that venture, she crosses paths with an old flame…

cassie surprisingly finds a job at the white house, working under the administration of president sue sylvester. sue found cassie crying behind a dumpster and said she would really be good at foreign relations and said she reminded her of a past student. sue heard about cassie’s life story and sympathizes with her, so sue funnels bots to a twitter thread made by cassie and helps it go viral. she becomes the catalyst for 100s of celeb cancellings, mostly conducted by sue. one time, sue said, “i don’t like abby lee miller, do something about it” and so, cassie did, which spiraled into abby lee miller going to jail for the 5th time.

fez gets out of prison after 20 years and pursues his dreams of becoming a farmer. he left the dealing lifestyle and pursued a career of becoming a feet pics site owner, which was wildly successful. he’s really rich now and he and maddy meet up at rich people functions like ones that involve eating really old cheese. one day, during his feet pic day job, he comes across some familiar feet. he finds out later they are indeed lexi’s feet and they reconnect. however, fez is disturbed to find out lexi made a deal with the devil. they argue on a couch about religion morals and lexi says she only did it because she thought he was the pretend devil.

kat and ethan reconnect after she sees him at one of lexi’s broadway shows. she actually works as a high fashion model in ny and used her savings allocated from her camming so she could move. on a popular woman’s podcast, she talks about how she knew she wanted her bf back when he did an outrageous performer during a school play which she frankly found attractive. internet sleuths find footage of ethan’s ‘i need a hero’ dance and he is hired by dance agencies. he climbs this ladder and eventually takes over abby lee miller’s dance studio while she’s in jail.

nate becomes head of east highland for some time, but he does a poor job managing the town and is loathed by its citizens. one time, he got an ashtray thrown in his face while giving a speech as the thrower yelled, “that’s for killing my plug bitch do you know mid laurie’s weed is??” he is later found dead after being strangled by a dinosaur floatie.

[reidsnose]

Nose Taps (spencer reid x reader)

overview: the newest member of the bau develops a cute secret language with the resident genius

genre: fluff

a/n: this is my first fic so my apologies if its bad lol i tried. also its very short sorry ! but yeah lmk if u like it :)

masterlist

From the first day you walked through the doors of the BAU, you were incredibly charming in a unique way. You knew exactly how to talk to everyone, an amazing intuition letting you know just what to do. Spencer's curiosity had fallen on you; he was absolutely enthralled by your entire being.

the first thing that caught his attention was when you hand had accidentally grazed his.

it was a small meaningless gesture as you slipped past him, but he thought about it for weeks afterwards, in a good way. he thought about your smile as you apologized for "bumping into him". he missed the tingles that shot up his arm where your skin met his.

the second thing was much larger, he began to notice your kindness.

on only your second day in the office you stayed late to help hotch with paperwork so he could get home to jack faster. it was not a selfish act to get on his good side, rather an act of complete and utter kindness.

you brought JJ cheetos when she was feeling down because you saw her munching on them on the jet once.

you even got morgan to talk about his feelings for 4 hours one night after something was clearly bothering him. and morgan never talks about his feelings.

though you had just recently met them, you showed them how sweet you were without even trying. and Spencer Reid was no exception.

you stayed attentive to everyone who spoke to you, and when you noticed that people would often interrupt him or brush him off, it didn't sit right with you. after talking to him about it, the two of you developed a system. every time he didn't get to finish his thought, you would tap your nose to show him you noticed and wanted to hear about it later. then, at the end of the day, either in the hotel or on the jet, you would tally up the number of nose taps and he would get to ramble about all of it to you. it wasnt intentionally a secret but it was kept between you two, your little thing.

spencer thought it was the most endearing and kind thing anyone had done for him.

and you ate up every second of it, watching his eyes grow wide and then crinkle at the corners when he grew giddy about a certain statistic or historical story. you didn't understand how anyone could not want to listen to him.

soon, however, the nose taps evolved into something more. a whole little language grew between the two of you.

one nose tap from either party meant "im listening".

two nose taps meant "i have to tell you something".

three meant "i have to tell you asap".

an eyebrow tap meant "this reminded me of you" or "im thinking about you".

so on and so forth.

the team picked up on this little code between the two of you, but couldn't for the life of them understand what it all meant or when it had started. to be fair, they didn't have much time to decode while on cases.

to Spencer, this secret language was his most treasured peice of knowledge. And to you, it was your most treasured secret. and to both, unforgettable.

though Spencer had noticed your striking beauty when he first laid eyes on you, spending tome with you only intensified it. he found himself often marveling at the little details, especially on the jet.

the way your hair fell on your shoulders, the angle of your eyelashes, the blush that graced your cheeks when you laughed, the way you chew on your lip when you're thinking, even the barely noticeable wrinkles you have in your forehead from raising your eyebrows all the time. he was falling helplessly in love with every bit of you.

you did that same to him. admiring the itty bitty bump on the bridge of his nose right above the perfect little button tip, the curls in his hair, the way he puckered up a little as he talked, the way his whole face would crinkle up when he laughed really hard, his eyes squinting so hard they were barely visible. you were falling helplessly in love with every bit of him.

the team had OBVIOUSLY picked up on this, and though they would tease the both of you in private, they didn't dare embarrass you in front of each other. they weren't that sadistic. or so you thought.

one evening at rossis the team decided to have a powerpoint night. everyone chose a funny topic to make a power point and present about.

jj went first, presenting the slideshow titled "ways my clashing aesthetics present themselves through my sons"

next went morgan: "reasons i should be allowed to not wear a shirt under my bullet proof vest".

followed by Rossi who did "list of the fakest Italians weve ever encountered (they cant even pronounce gnocchi)"

after him was prentiss with "things i did while pretending to be dead"

and then hotch who made "ranking the bau from most to least childish"

then you went with "animals i think all of you resemble"

followed by reid who did "top 5 worst hospitals based on jello rating"

and last but not least, garcia. she went with "agents i think should just get married already we are literally not getting any younger"

you all laughed until the slide moved and there was a picture of Spencer and you, asleep on each other on the jet. his arm was wrapped around you protectively as you were cuddled up to his chest. you looked over at spencer who was matching your bright red face.

"y/n and spencer." garcia spoke before clicking to the next slide.

"wow she just cut right to the chase huh," prentiss laughed.

more images that the team had sneakily taken of the two of you riddled the screen.

one of you braiding his hair. one of him wiping frosting on your face from your birthday. on of the two of you mid laugh, mirroring each other exactly. a few more of you two on the jet, on cases, or even out at bars or at rossis with the rest of the team. so many of them and as much as you were embarrassed, you really loved all of those pictures.

"i really dont think i need to explain much, these speak for themselves," garcia chirped.

"i like that one," reid spoke up, pointing to the braiding one. ok so were going about that like this.

"i was just about to say that, but this ones also a close contender," you replied pointing to the frosting one.

"and that my friends, concludes my slide show!" garcia laughed.

"wait seriously? just us?" you laughed.

"yea.." she started, a giddy smile decorating her face. you looked over at Spencer and tapped your nose twice. he did it back but three times, cracking a cheesy grin. "see! and they have their little secret nose code thing! is that not relationship material?"

"you guys noticed?" spencer asked, clearly oblivious.

"duh." rossi joked.

[azucanela]

ack anon with the dress hcs here- tysvm for those!! my heart~ ok so another random idea i just needed to share but bakugou/deku/todoroki first frenchie kiss with their s.o. and neither of them have much experience 😖 lots of fluffy awkwardness y'know? idk. again go ahead and add on but don't stress yourself!

FRENCH KISSES WITH THEIR S/O [GN!HEADCANNONS]

[ft. bakugo katsuki, izuku midoriya, todoroki shouto]

SUMMARY: someone decides to bring of french kissing and as expected; its chaotic.

WORD COUNT: french kissing? nothing explicit, very mildly suggestive

WARNINGS: kissing, maybe second hand embarrassment but i doubt it, awkward situations

A/N: my search history is “how to french kiss now” which is the main reason i held off on doing this one ajkshdkjah also this is my first time writing for our boy deku so uhhhh be kind to me, also anon you are now dress anon also i tried something new because i couldn’t bring myself to write full scenarios also i can’t write for midoriya i TRIED BUT I THINK HIS IS BAD

BAKUGO KATSUKI

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

lol this is funny

THIS

this is peak comedy right here

hes gonna be so embarrassed but hes gonna try to act like hes completely unaffected by everything that is going on

i feel like he knows what french kissing is and has definitely thought about french kisses with you but he would never bring it up because it embarrassing for him

he might just randomly try it and place you in a complete state of shock, like y’all are just making out and— whoops would you look at that somehow you two are now french kissing! wonder how that happened... 

if you ask him he will flat out deny you the first time around because he is embarrassed, but keep trying!! after a few attempts he’s gonna claim to be annoyed but it’s actually because he wants to

“Hey Katuski, you know what we should do—”

Bakugou slams the textbook that laid on his lap shut, a sound reverberating through the library the two had gone two, which earned him a strict glare from the librarian seated at the front desk. His eyes narrowed as they look to Y/N, “if you say French kissing, I swear I will break up with you right now.”

Despite his harsh words, Y/N can see the pink blush that dusts his cheeks as they lean forward on their arm, tilting their head at him innocently as they reply, “actually, I was thinking we could go see a movie later.” Their words only worsen the blush on Bakugou’s cheeks, causing him to snap his head away in an attempt to salvage some of his reputation, “but that works too.” 

“Shut up you damn nerd.” The boy grumbles, brows furrowing as he leans back in his seat, looking away as he says, “if it’ll get you to stop asking then I guess we can try it.” Y/N is about to open their mouth to reply but Bakugou quickly adds, “only once though! Damn nerd...”

A grin finds its way onto Y/N’s face and they nod slowly, “great.”

“I hate you.”

honestly i feel like he would lowkey be bad at it the first time around and bakugou is the type of person where if he tries something and isn’t good at it immediately he either avoids this activity entirely or tirelessly works to improve his skill

luckily for you this happens to be a skill that bakugou wants to improve, alot because for some reason you wanted to try this and if he’s not good at it then whats the point

regardless the first time around is like a solid 6.75/10 sorry bakugou oops, you tried, but i feel like he’s already a really like aggressive and like harsh kisser so this is just gonna make things a mess

he can be soft sometimes tho i swear

i feel like he would get good at it after some ~practice~ but even then its a rare occurrence to french kiss with bakugou, its really intimate and he saves it for special occasions or when hes bored lol

IZUKU MIDORIYA

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

THIS ONE

OH YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIM WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS like apologize, apologize rn for the stress you are about to cause him

if you try to initiate a french kiss with izuku here, you NEED to tell him ahead of time or else things will go south very very fast. he’s going to panic because this is new and he does not understand what is happened oh my-

give him a heads up whenever you want to try something new, so when you pull this while kissing him he’s going to pull away like what a r e you d o i n g 

once you tell him he’s gonna be like let’s do this tomorrow, and then will spend the rest of the day RESEARCHING how to french kiss properly, like he’s on wikihow and everything this boy wants to treat you right and is going to make sure you enjoy it

which is when when y’all finally french kiss he is going to be good at it okay, he’ll learn every strategy possible and then he will be a PRO like you’re probably going to be shocked for a hot minute because wait when did he have the time to get good at this—

you’re definitely his first partner and he had no experience prior to you but he trained himself because going into any anything blind and without a plan places him in a state of distress

this was a PLANNED EVENT it was like a date except without all the date stuff just french kissing, like he texts you “hey lets try that thing you wanted to try...” all shy and stuff like he literally took five minutes to actually send the text, and you are trying to figure out what that thing is because deku do you mean like the coffee shop ?? what ??

you make him specify and he nearly dies but its fine its fine, when he finally gets his point across you’re like okay! cool!

overall its a pretty nice experience, i feel like he would be really gentle with you per usual but it was also probably really awkward like homeboy fr sat you down on the bed and just stared at you with bright red cheeks for like

a really hot minute

Y/N brow raised as they stared at Izuku, who’s eyes had pierced into their head since they’d sat down. Oddly enough, Y/N found his meticulous planning of this to just make the situation more awkward, it had done nothing to relieve the burning sensation in their cheeks. But Y/N had a feeling that only one of them could flustered about this or else everything would fall apart rather quickly. It had also been their idea in the first place so, there was that factor too.

“Are you alright, Izuku—”

“FINE. I—I’m fine, I mean.” He cleared his throat as he sat across from them, his cheeks a bright red color as Y/N tilted their head at his antics.

A small laugh escaped them, “If you don’t want to do this Izuku, we don’t have to.” He’d always been easily flustered, so Y/N couldn’t say his reaction came as a shock, but he’d agreed to it nonetheless just yesterday.

This seemed to bring the boy back to reality as he shook his head, “no... I want to.” He straightened in his seat, looking away from Y/N as he tried to collect himself.

A grin spread across Y/N’s face as they leaned closer to Izuku, “fantastic.” Their words only served to fluster Izuku further, though Y/N could feel their cheeks warming as well. 

“Right.”

french kissing will not be a regular occurrence, izuku feels embarrassed whenever it happens, he gets shy, all around a very rare thing for him that will only occur if you initiate it, but PLEASE let him know ahead of time, he needs to mentally prepare himself

he enjoys it though 

hehe

TODOROKI SHOUTO

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

why am i laughing rn

okay but like shouto probably discovers it online entirely by accident or like hears kaminari talking about it and decides he should educate himself because hes fluent in french and knows alot about the culture of france because of all the tutors his father hired so why doesn’t he know what this elusive french kissing his? 

shouto is also fluent in kissing he honestly just really enjoys kissing you, he doesn’t know why but its probably because hes touch starved and just likes intimacy like that but he never really knew how much he liked physical touch until he actually experience it [in a positive way] and also you are SOFT :D

regardless shouto is the one who brings it up and honestly you are gonna be shocked because how did this clueless bb find out about that??? sir??? who is teaching you these things?

“You want to do what?” 

Y/N couldn’t help the shock that flooded them as they stared at their boyfriend, Shouto Todoroki, who sat with his legs crossed before them on the bed as he replied, “French kissing.” The boy in question repeated, tilting his head at them as he watched her reaction.

Y/N shook their head in an attempt to clear their thoughts as they looked back up at him, meeting his eyes, “who taught you about that?” In the past, Y/N had been forced to explain... certain subjects to Shouto because of things he’d overheard in conversations or seen online. Sometimes it was entirely innocent and other times, well it wasn’t. This time around, it seemed Shouto had took it upon himself to learn, rather than asking Y/N. 

“I don’t see how that’s relevant.” Come his response, brows furrowing at her question, “however, if its not something you’re interested in then—”

“I didn’t say that!” And Y/N couldn’t help how their cheeks warmed at how quickly they cut him off, hands coming to their face in embarrassment.

the internet and unintentionally kaminari, or maybe intentionally 

he doesn’t do any research in fact, he might not even bring it up, next time he sees you in a private space, he’s just gonna start kissing you and you’re probably gonna be like aight bet thats chill this is normal

UNTIL he just grabs your thigh and in the shock your mouth gapes open and SHOUTO STRIKES

honestly i feel like he would be ridiculously good at french kissing for no reason, i don’t know why, i have no explanation, he’s just good at it 

its a talent

of all the boys he is the least embarrassed he has no shame, its just natural curiosity right? whatever happens happens. it is literally so annoying how UNFAZED HE IS

probably really liked it because hes a touchy kinda guy, so this will become a more frequent thing when you two are in private, he just enjoys it 

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heyyy idk if you know this but sebastian is like, not that great? like he’s not evil or anything, just an ignorant rich white guy. but like his girlfriend appropriated asian? culture i think? and didn’t apologize when fans called them out seb(or his team, but either way:/) blocked ppl. that’s arguably not terrible, but he also mocked taking a knee to support I Tonya and his apology was kinda lackluster. he liked a post about how yt ppl should be able to say the n word and also made some kinda creepy comments about bucky and shuri(who’s yk, a minor) ik some ppl are also mad at one of his posts with the buddha, cuz they viewed it as him mocking that culture but idk about that one. anyways all these things aren’t awful, but put them all together and it shows he has a habit of being racist/ignorant or at least surrounding himself with racist/ignorant ppl, and just not apologizing for it or having rlly shitty apologies. ik i tried to ignore it but for me the post for his gf was the last straw cuz it rlly showed to me that he’s sticking by his actions and he’s not rlly gonna change or apologize. anyways super long ask, i just didn’t know if u were aware of this. (you could google these pretty easy, but if you want sources lmk)

Hello

Before we jump into things, this isn't me trying to defend Sebastian to the death or just making excuses because I'm technically a "stan" because I'm in the fandom, I'm just writing out a fairly lengthy response below the cut to organize my own thoughts (and possibly to clarify things if these are indeed someone's first time hearing all this). I'm thinking out loud, attempting to make discourse, y’know? But, it will come out bias, because, again, I do have a soft spot for Seb as you can obviously tell.

Yeah, I've often heard those things about Sebastian and, to be entirely honest, I usually don't look into it beyond surface level unless someone on my dashboard validates it / indicates that there might be truth to it. Not out of trying to be ignorant and shielding my eyes intentionally from his "bad side" or problematic statements/pictures/words/whatnot someone says is happening or has happened with him but out of avoiding *drama. I don't like drama, its not my cup of tea. (Which is coming from a place of privilege for me in of itself because unless he says he hates white men than it won't effect me.)

*I understand that it's more than drama too, I'm referencing the cancel Sebastian Stan stuff. Additionally, it's the only word I can think of it for now, unfortunately.

Simply because as I understand the Twitter World™️ lots of people make up shit and spread rumors or blow things out of proportion, y’know? And I hear lots of it comes from Twitter and that's just not my space. I dwell in the underworld of Tumblr.

Ignorant rich white guy, yeah... I'm aware of that. A lot of power and influence comes with white privilage, male privilege, money, and fame and I don't think Seb is immune to it. And, it's hard to grasp something you don't experience, for example, I can read and listen and research about what racism is like for POC to experience but I will never 100% know because I'm not part of that community and do not have to deal with it happening directly to me. He’s definitely not the worst, yeah, as you touched on in the beginning of the ask. But it'd be pretty impossible for him not to be touched/effected by those things too. So, yes, some blame.

Neither, yeah, is he immune to hanging around people who are racist or ignorant apparently. And I as a human being am inclined to see the best in people, especially people I've latched onto, and would love to think that it's because he's ignorant to their ignorance but... I don't know. I'm not Sebastian, I have no idea about his real life relationships with those people. I don't know if he knows (other than his gf, that'd be more than difficult to miss) or if he just tiptoes around those people with that issue so it doesn't come up but continuing to engage with them with or possibly without trying to change their minds. (Silence is still a side to certain issues, I understand. You can't just let bigots be as a bystander all the time.)

I believe the thing his girlfriend (a white woman) did was dress up as a geisha (or Asian woman as some articles I saw said) for Halloween which is way more than a little Yikes. Way more than an, oops, I was uneduacted. A culture is not a costume.

Having shitty apologies is shitty. Yup. But, unfortunately it's pretty common in Hollywood, so... I wouldn't expect better. There's my pessimistic side. I hope better for Sebastian but expectations are low. I assume it's difficult to really understand wrongdoing when it's separated through a screen in general- not specifically related to Sebastian. He, specially, could do better though, yes.

(Also I do believe his team at least has access to his accounts, if not fully putting up posts sometimes/at times so I again have no idea if he, himself or they, his team would've blocked people. Also, I don't have any clue as to whether or not people actually got blocked or not. So... yeah. That's all I've got on that.)

I, Tonya controversy: I vaguely remember hearing about this but I don't fully recall it because life was Chaos for me at the time haha. So I had to do some quick googling. Okay. Completely tone deaf meme. Ouch. Like- fuck. I don't like how his apology was worded, yeah, it could've been more eloquently worded (less excusing of himself) or seemed more sincere. Deleting the meme was good, obviously, and if he did end up doing his homework, then I think that's the second best thing. The first best would've been to have put more research into what was going on with the meme before ever doing anything with it or already having had his research done before. Having been paying attention, y’know?

The video on Instagram that Seb liked about non POC being re-allowed to say the n-word I recall being the opposite of what it actually was. Like the post he liked was in support of people Not being allowed to say it but it got misconstrued on Twitter / Instagram. And... upon, again, quick googling... I couldn't find a lick of information on the actual video besides it being what it sounded like. A comedian ranting and being racist. So I'm gonna assume that was my fandom sheltered romance of the video not being what it seems and excusing it altogether. Yuck.

Bucky and Shuri creepy vibed comments. I have no idea what this refers to, so back to Google for me... okay. No hits for something he said about romantic or sexual things towards Shuri from Bucky's perspective because it's all swamped by, thankfully, wholesome fan content or people making fun of Bucky, lovingly, for being a broken white boy. I, personally, again being bias, would assume that it came off as creepy because, yes, Shuri as a character is a minor while her actor is not and Seb and Letitia have a friendly, comfortable relationship so it could've seemed to bleed over from that when he spoke about it, not fully separating Bucky and himself, Shuri and Letitia. I.E. Chris Evans always jumping to defend Bucky like he really is Steve, half in love with my childhood best friend, Rogers. But, again, I cannot say for sure because I haven't a clue at what really was said.

I can't say if the picture with the Buddha was racist/offensive/ignorant or not because I'm not a part of that community and its blurry lines to begin with (not like the gf dress up shit), so who am I to weigh in on if it's offensive or not? However, I believe the broad picture concluded with that "scandal" was that it wasn't at all meant to be harmful, just a thing he did and people rolled it beyond what it was. People, I think, by large forgave him?? But I could be wrong, clearly it's happened before lol.

It is good to be aware of things.

And I can't say I wish he didn't handle those things the way he did. I, in fact, wish he had better apologies and showed more of a learning curve. I want him to be better. And I'm definitely gonna think about it more now. Yeah.

I don’t know where I'm going with this though because I know the power of headlines, clickbate, bias interviewers/reporters, and people hating to hate too. Which would feed badly into his own actions.

I don't now hate his guts. Just... more aware. Yeah.

Completely, I agree: there's a massive difference between a) messing up and apologizing and changing afterwards and b) messing up and not doing anything after an empty apology, just continuing on.

Sorry for the rambling! I hope you're not too put off by my response. I listened and responded the best I could <3

[divinefireangel]

Justin H Min as your boyfriend:

Disclaimer: This is just a work of fiction. If this piece of fan fiction is offensive to any celebrity, fandom or culture please let me know so I can take it down. Also note that this is my version of a character or celeb, which will vary from person to person.

Author's note: Hi! I'm Sush. I'm new to the whole writing thing so please lmk if there are any suggestions or criticisms. I readily welcome them. Please note that this is my work and if you want to publish this on any other platform, take my permission before doing so. Taking an author's work and posting it somewhere else without any intimation is just disrespectful. That said, I hope you like my first HC! Happy reading! 🤍

Warnings: None. I tried making it fluffy but not sure. All ages and all readers (nothing specified with respect to gender, appearance, etc of reader).

Justin H Min is the literal sweetest, most sincere human being on this planet whom we deffo do not deserve

He always has your back

Support system to the ends of the earth

He just knows what to do when you are down

When you can't sleep, he will read a passage from your favorite book, cuz his voice is soothing like an Angel's

Kudos if you like books too because you both are gonna obsess over your fav authors and books and characters

Him definitely getting jealous if a fictional character that you like a little too much you know what I mean 👀

Cuddle monster™

He cannot go an hour without cuddling you, if you are in the same room

King of cheek kisses

King of forehead kisses

King of hand kisses

KING OF YOUR FUCKING HEART

When you are down he will do anything just to see you smile

Although if nothing is working, he will try and talk to you and give you reassurance that everything is going to be okay

And you believe it because it's coming from him

He seems like a guy who plans dates that are genuinly well thought

And gifts that you did not know you needed until he gave them to you

Needless to say you were shocked to get it because you fucking loved it even if you had no idea what it was lol

He wears cologne (ily if you get this hehe)

Stealing his beanies when you have to go out or when you are cold

Stealing his eyewear collection, we know it is amazing

Stealing his jackets and hoodies and his amazing patterned shirts

Him loving you in his clothes because you is baby

He's very attentive of the little things

Especially the ones you are insecure about

Tells you that he loves them, even more if you don't like them

And he really does love your little quirks

Thinks you are cute

That's it

Just cute

No other adjective to describe you

Probably not that great at cooking 😂😂

Loves your cooking even if it's kinda bad

You can't stare at him for too long

He is just that beautiful

God knows I can't

Gives the best hugs

Sways when hugging you cuz that's just uwu

Bear hugs mostly

Loves putting his face in your neck cuz 'it's warm'

Not much of a dancer but will try and slow dance with you

But you both end up stepping on each other's feet and stop because you're laughing too much

Sending memes to each other

Sending quotes and small poems or snippets that remind you of the other

Him writing small poems for you about you

You try to write them for him and he just gets teary eyed becuz he did not expect you to

He takes random pictures of you

On his phone, on his disposable camera, on his film camera, e v e r y t h i n g

Has a pic of you as his home screen

And a pic of you in his wallet

You taking pics of him when he lookis squishy

Which, not so shockingly, is always

Gets you matching clothes that you can wear at home mostly

Matching socks

Matching beanies

Matching pj's

Loves coordinating your clothes when you have to go out

Takes tons of selfies in said clothes

'Babe please, for Instagram'

Calls you so many nicknames

Babe, honey, hun, love, dove, sweets, sweetheart, bb, matey (soulmate) as a joke

A few cute names in Korean too (I don't know Korean and I do not trust google, but if you do know, tell me so I can add)

Tries teaching you small sentences in Korean

And you teach him some in your mother tongue (if you are bilingual)

Both of you feeling loved and content with each other

He doesn't get jealous at all of real people

He trusts you and would give you his heart and soul

Loves loves loves holding your hand in public

Connecting your pinkies if you are strolling

Going on museum dates a lot

Him saying cheesey things like 'You are the only art I wanna stare at' & 'Your beauty deserves a museum bigger than this'

And it's working surprisingly because you are a blushing mess

Calling him Justy

Idk why but it makes me giggle when I imagine it

Nonstop texting and daily FaceTime when he has to work or whenever you two are apart

Even if it's for a day

Nonstop texting otherwise as well

Him misplacing the simplest things and you having to find them with him

Talking at 3 am or when you can't sleep due to anxiety or insomnia

Talking about the universe

About your past life

About things you like

About your future.

He makes you tea or coffee or your beverage of choice when you are busy or sad or inconvenienced in the slightest sense

Helps you choose outfits

I mean..... He does have a great fashion sense

Making him smile by doing and saying stupid things

He is actually very wise

Gives great advice on stuff in general

Peak squishy fluffy boyfriend when he is tired

Tired Justy needs attention and kisses and snuggles because cuddles just don't work

Loves running his hands through you hair, over your shoulders and back and abdomen and arms and butt

Let's you sleep on his hand, his shoulder, his chest, his lap, all over him

Listens to you when you bitch about people you don't like

But he really doesn't because he is observing you and falling for you

Mostly gets the falling for you feeling when you aren't actually doing adorable things intentionally

He doesn't even breathe in another person's direction because the only person he needs is you

Just you

Just you and him

In your own sweet small bubble

Living in the world with each other

Because at the end of the day

All you need is each other.

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[illmaticreid]

We Fell in Love in October - Part Three

DESCRIPTION: Noah is in college studying film and has been a very boring freshman thus far. Her roommate demands that she goes to a party with her and this is where she meets an extremely bold Matthew. 

Warnings: smut, language, drinking

A/N: Sorry this took so long to get out!! I appreciate all the love the first two chapters got. I would love some feedback or if you guys have any ideas please lmk  <3333

Word Count: 2,786

PART TWO | PART FOUR

The week had gone by smoothly, and I hadn't seen Matthew outside of class at all. I was trying to do my best to keep a distance between us. He made that very hard considering the flirting through texts and in person never stopped.

I was trying not to get attached to Matthew because as far as I knew,  this was just sex. Mindblowing sex that left me wanting more and more of him every single day.  A part of me would love to tell him how I feel about him. The other part of me knows what happens to girls who spill their hearts out to guys who couldn't give a shit.

Luckily, Ellie had invited me to another party tonight. I was looking forward to it because I would be able to relieve some stress and maybe even see a certain someone. I let Ellie do my hair and makeup like always, knowing how happy it made her to see me all dolled up.

Tonight was supposed to be very casual considering only a handful of people were coming. So, I opted for a much more casual outfit than last time. I had on a denim skirt and a cropped NYU shirt that was so short my lacy bralette peaked out from underneath. I didn't intentionally cut it so short but it looked cuter this way anyways.

"I am so jealous of you. How can you be so effortlessly beautiful?" Ellie asked me with a sad look in her eyes as I finished getting ready.

"You have no reason to be jealous, Ellie. I see how guys look at you, you're gorgeous." It was the truth, she had beautiful long black hair and bright blue eyes. If anything, I was jealous of her looks. She gave me a sweet smile as a thank you and we headed out to our Uber.

The place we were driving to tonight was somewhere different. Someone else that I had never met. I didn't mind being around new faces, it was nice to meet new people.

When we walked through the door, many people stood up to greet Ellie with hugs and hellos. I said hi to everyone absentmindedly as I scanned the room for Matthew. I quickly spotted his brown hair in a corner, talking with a couple of other guys. I immediately felt flustered as I looked at him. How could he make me feel this way when he's 20 feet away?

Ellie's friends kept talking to me and telling me how excited they were to meet me or how nice it was to meet me. I replied, saying the same thing back to them but, I wasn't exactly paying attention. He was the only thing that I cared about, I couldn't focus on anything else. He's driving me crazy.

I wanted to do everything I could to make it seem like I didn't come to this part just for him, even though I did. I started talking to other people and swigging back drinks. I had already taken about 5 shots in the past 30 minutes.

I know I said I didn't really like liquor, but tonight it would have to do. I felt myself getting a little tipsy as I took my sixth shot. Someone started playing music on a speaker nearby. It wasn't obnoxiously loud, but it definitely made some girls get up and start dancing.

"Dance with me," I told Ellie before I took another shot with her. She nodded her head excitedly and we started dancing in a cramped kitchen. I started laughing as my face started going numb and I realized how much of a lightweight I was. Ellie grabbed my hips and bent me over so I could sway my hips against her. Someone offered us another round of shots and we gladly took them with smiles on our faces.

"I love you," Ellie screamed in my face as we kept dancing with each other. My head fell back with laughter as I let out loud giggles.

"I love you more!!!" We laughed with each other and kept dancing like no one was watching. I felt my body getting very sweaty so I stopped to get a drink. I probably should have gotten water but instead, I just made myself a mixed drink. I chugged the entire cup within a couple of seconds, and I wiped the remnants of my drink with the back of my hand.

My eyes scanned the room unconsciously, and I found Matthew again. Except this time, he wasn't talking with some friends. He was talking to a girl who was unsettlingly close to his face. They talked quietly with each other as if they were in their own little world.

I felt my body fill with rage as I stared at them more and more. I was a very jealous and protective person so, something like this would obviously piss me off. I wanted to scream. But, I had to be smart about this. I wanted to make it seem like I had the upper hand this entire time. I quickly took two more shots, trying to build up my confidence.

I walked over to them and tried to keep my balance because frankly, the room was spinning a little right now. Keep it together, Noah. Their eyes met mine as I approached them.

"Hi, Matthew," I said with a sultry voice as I leaned up to kiss his cheek. His face immediately turned the cutest shade of red. Normally that would make my heart flutter, but right now, it was doing the complete opposite.

He gave me a small smile and weakly said, "Hello." The girl that he was speaking to must have been very confused, so I decided to give her a little show. I wrapped my arm around his back and put my hand on his chest.

'Hi, I'm Noah. Nice to meet you," I said to her, trying to make my voice sound as sweet as possible. I put my hand out towards her, trying to shake her hand. She looked almost as uncomfortable as Matthew.

"Um..hi, I'm Stella. Nice to meet you too," she finally spoke out. If I thought my face was numb earlier, it was definitely numb now. They both didn't say another word, so I figured I would break the silence.

"What are you guys up to?"

"Nothing, we're not doing anything," Matthew said hurriedly. Yeah, that's believable, I thought to myself.

"Oh okay great. Then you wouldn't mind dancing with me, baby?" I asked Matthew, gleaming up at him.

"Sure."

"Bye Stella! It was so nice meeting you," I said to her sarcastically as I waved bye to her and pulled Matthew with me by his hand. He gave her an embarrassed look as she just rolled her eyes and walked away.

Obviously, I didn't want to seriously dance with Matthew. I just wanted to get him alone so I could tell him how much of an asshole he was. I could feel the vodka flowing through my blood and I probably should have stopped drinking a while ago but, who was going to stop me? I stopped in the kitchen to take a shot.

"Do you want to take a shot with me? You look like you need one, baby," I asked him before pouring two shots anyways.

"I'm okay, Noah. Why hasn't anyone cut you off, yet?" I ignored his response by taking a shot and shoving the other one into his face. I let out a loud giggle as he took the shot unwillingly. His face scrunched up and his whole body shuddered. He was so adorable. I wanted him to fuck me into next Tuesday. I grabbed his hand and walked around to a quieter and more secluded area so we could talk.

"Did I tell you how cute you look right now?" I asked him as I kissed his neck sloppily, letting my tongue glide against his skin.

"You look very cute too. Your lips are bright pink. How much have you had to drink?" His thumb rubbed against my bottom lip and me being horny, I shoved the entire thing into my mouth and sucked on it. He smiled at me before taking away his thumb completely and resting his hand on my visible rib cage.

"But, your shirt is basically falling off of your body. You might as well just wear your bra by itself," he said matter of factly as he tugged on my shirt, exposing more of my skin.

"You would like that, wouldn't you, Matthew?"

"Of course I would, sweet cheeks."

As much as he was making my girly bits tingle, I was still supposed to be mad at him. I wasn't gonna just forget that he was flirting and eye-fucking this random girl. Like I said, I know we aren't exclusive but at least be decent enough to not do it in front of me.

"So, what were you planning on doing with that girl? Were you gonna take her back to your apartment and fuck her?" I asked him, not fully ready for the answer he was going to give me.

"Why Noah? You don't like the thought of me fucking someone else?" He jibed back. The thought alone made my skin crawl.

"So you were going to fuck her. That's all you care about. I don't want to be apart of your stupid game anymore." I told him seriously. As much as I loved being around him, I wasn't ready to be some side hoe or whatever.

"No, I don't want to fuck anyone but you. I like spending time with you, you make me happy, Noah." His face looked sad like he was really hurt that I thought that about him.

"I feel that way about you too, Matthew. That's why I wouldn't go to a party and start flirting with the first person that gives me the time of day."  I did feel bad for being so harsh with my words but, I meant it.

"You're right. I'm sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking." He spoke sadly as he wiped a single tear from my cheek. I hadn't even realized I was crying. Drunk me is an idiot.

I leaned up towards him and connected my lips with his. I wanted to make sure he knew everything was okay, and this was the best way I knew how. I deepened the kiss and let my hands find their way between his curly hair. He tasted like mint and a little bit of vodka, it was tantalizing.

I stopped myself before things got too crazy, even though I wanted nothing more than to take him into some random room and continue on.

"You taste like you drank a handle of vodka," Matthew said when I pulled away, laughing at me. I giggled with him and neither of us could stop laughing. I hid my face in his chest with embarrassment, knowing that he was right.

"Take me home," I said to him as the laughter stopped.

"Of course."

We both knew that home meant his apartment. I texted Ellie letting her know that I left and I was okay. She sent me a winky emoji back, knowing good and well who I left with.

The whole car ride to his apartment, Matthew left his hand on my knee. He rubbed circular motions on my inner thigh and I felt my head spinning.  I leaned over the center console and began kissing his neck, nibbling on his ear every so often.

"You're distracting the driver, my sweet girl."

"Oh? You can't handle it?" I whispered into his ear and licked up the side of his neck. He chuckled lowly, sending a shiver through my body.

"I think it's you that can't handle it." Matthew had a sinister grin on his face and I shortly realized why. His hand slipped up my skirt and he moved my panties to the side with ease. I gasped and moaned all at the same time.

"All this for me? Aw baby, you shouldn't have." He said as he gathered my slickness on his finger before sliding it into my entrance. He was right, I couldn't handle it. I immediately fell back into my seat, trying to surrender. That didn't stop him, though. He continued to fuck me with his finger, knowing exactly what it was doing to me. My head flew back as he curled his finger inside me and stroked my g-spot. I felt my stomach tighten as he continued.

Just when I was on the brink of orgasming, he pulled into a parking spot outside of his apartment complex and removed his finger completely. I opened my eyes and looked at him, with a look of shock on my face. He took his fingers into his mouth and sucked my wetness off of them.

Matthew moaned around his fingers and his eyes rolled back before he stopped and said, "I love the way you taste. I can't wait to get you upstairs. Unless, of course, you can't handle it, Noah? That would be such a shame." I pulled my skirt down quickly and got out of his car. I heard him let out a laugh as I shut the door behind me.

While walking up to his apartment, I felt my excitement dripping down my thighs when they rubbed together. Holy shit, I am such a mess. As we walked through his front door, he threw me over his shoulder with ease and carried me to his room. He gently laid me down onto his bed, and slowly took my skirt off.

Things felt a little different considering we never acted like this. It was always rough and crazy. He could sense that I felt as though something was off.

"I want to take care of you. Lay back for me, baby," he spoke and laid a gentle kiss on my lips. Without saying anything else, I scooted back onto his bed and laid down. He took my panties off and just stared at me. I felt my face get hot, getting slightly embarrassed.

"Is there something wrong?"

Matthew looked up at me and simply said, "You're beautiful." My heart felt heavy in my chest at his sweet words. He could say the most meaningless thing, and it would still make me feel some type of way.

He grabbed onto the top of my thighs and pulled my ass to the end of the bed as he got onto his knees. My feet rested on the back of his shoulders and his face found a home in between my legs. He laid gentle kisses all over my thighs before kissing me right where I needed it the most.

He paused before placing his tongue on me and laying it flat against me. I was already soaked. He teased my entrance making me squirm even more. I grabbed the sheets tightly with my hands and of course, Matthew noticed and shot me a devilish grin.

He slipped a finger inside of me and continued to tease me. He knew my body very well and could always tell when I was close. It could be because I was always moaning as loud as possible. He inserted another finger in me before sucking on my clit. My back arched off of the bed as my legs started to shake.

"Fuck, Matthew." I moaned out as I came close to my orgasm. He started pumping his fingers faster and just demolishing me with his mouth. I felt the knot inside of me get tighter and tighter as I came onto his mouth, spewing out profanities.

As always, he would never stop on his own. I had to push his head away from me so I could relax for a second. My legs were still shaking as I tried to crawl toward his nightstand to grab a condom.

"I want tonight to only be about you," Matthew whispered to me as he put the condom away. I had a defeated look on my face, knowing that I finished without him.

As if he could read my mind, he said "it's not always tit for tat. I enjoyed it just as much as you did. Besides, you need to rest for the morning sex I will unleash on you tomorrow."

My mouth fell open and he just laughed at me. As much as I wanted to return the favor, he reassured me it wasn't necessary. After Matthew cleaned me off, he climbed into bed next to me and I fell asleep to the sound of him breathing.

[velmautism]

Velma Is Not a Good Guy: A character analysis absolutely no one asked for but you get it anyway

Before I get the "but wait she's a part of Mystery, Inc. argument," she doesn't strike me as someone who solves mysteries for the aspect of morality. I think she solves them for the mystery aspect and the ability to display her intellect, and because her alliances most likely lie in those she cares about.

We've seen in various examples, like MI and Where's My Mummy, that Velma is willing to do some not-so-morally sound things to achieve her goals. In Mystery Incorporated, she joins Mr. E and forges an alliance with him. In Where's My Mummy, she literally is the "bad guy." I don't find her intentions in either of these examples to be evil intentions, but in both, she demonstrated she's willing to do what it takes to get what she wants.

The only qualms she expressed in Where's My Mummy, after everything that happened, was that she wouldn't have forgiven herself if her friends had gotten hurt. Not that she lied. Not that she faked a curse that, from their perspectives, could have been her death if they didn't undo it. Not that the tomb got flooded and some parts of it get destroyed while not-so-carefully traveling across it. Only that her friends could have gotten hurt.

I don't think she allies herself what she finds to be morally correct, but people she cares for, and whatever will get her what she wants. She obviously loves her friends, but I don't think she cares who she works with, or if she works alone. Only if the job gets done.

This makes for a really interesting kind of character, in my opinion. I mostly tend to be drawn to neutral characters in general and I've always loved Velma. It makes sense for how I sort of see her in my head, too.

I don't think she'd ever intentionally hurt her friends, ever, but I do believe she's not entirely morally sound. She's willing to do things that are both "good" or "bad" and doesn't seem to regret all of it, honestly. Only if the consequences are more dire than she imagined.

Maybe I'll do another analysis later because I have some other headcanons and takes on her, like her MBTI type and mental health stuff. Lmk if you want to hear anymore!

[xsixinchxheels]

Hey everyone! I’m Helen and I’m here to bring Kiara (as well as two other muses) alive! A bit about Kiara is down below and I’d love to plot relationships out for her. DM me or like this and I’ll message you <3 

༻῾¦، *      (   DANIELLE CAMPBELL   .   ) ↷ uh oh ! looks like KIARA LEBLANC’S love letters were leaked. haven’t you heard ? the TWENTY-TWO year old FIRST GRADE TEACHER apparently wrote love letters to NATHANIEL BUZOLIC, ANSEL ELGORT, ANY MALE FC, her FIRST LOVE. i’ve heard that they can be NAIVE, but can be SELFLESS on a good day. rumor has it, they were TEACHING during the letter outbreak. (   CIS FEMALE   ,   SHE/HER   .   )   /   (   HELEN   ,   21   ,   SHE/HER   ,   GMT+1   .   )

Kiara Leblanc was born on the outskirts of Nice, France. She is the youngest and only girl in her family, having two older brothers who were eight and twelve when she was born. From a young age thought of her older brothers as more parental figures than her parents were- being drug users and gamblers with the little money they got from the minimum wage jobs they had during her younger years. With her parents struggling to feed the family, they sent her eldest brother to live with their rich grandparents who lived in San Fransisco when she was six.

DEATH WARNING- Her mother had been disowned when she’d ran off and eloped with Pierre Fisher who her parents disapproved of. Despite her upbringing, she’d always been bright and unaffected by their behaviour. All her school reports at the local school she went to in France said that she was the ’perfect pupil’ from her dedication to learning and helping others. A few years later, when Kiara was twelve, her parents perished in a house fire and she was moved into her grandparents in California, her last name changing to Leblanc.  In the years separated from him, her eldest brother had been doing an internship at the family ’s green energy business. The next few years were bliss, though it quickly changed when her parents passed away from illnesses within the space of six months in her sophomore year, which left Alexander the CEO of the company.

  With the company needing him to move to White Oak  to carry out this role effectively, they once again moved, this time to the town for her to start her junior year at the local school. Throughout her life, she’s never felt settled, knowing whenever she was, something would happen to tempt fate and ruin her life. 

Kiara arrived at White Oakin her junior year and immediately caught the attention of the school students. With her slight French accent and winning smile, she won the affections of the majority of people, quickly rising to the top ranks of the popularity chart. It was something she both loved and craved, needing the attention and love. Since she’d never received that in her early childhood, it became something that shaped her as she grew older. 

Though, despite this, popularity never quite made her bigheaded. Deep down, she knew that there was always a way for it to come crashing down and it was her desire to stop that from happening. As time passed, she stopped being as friendly to the ‘social outcasts’, knowing it would ruin her popularity. Though she’d never intentionally be horrible, she found it easy to avoid talking to them unless absolutely necessary. This helped her ‘queen bee’ image spread, despite it not truly being her.

She was this way for a while until an incident changed her. Her brother had tarnished the company, caught trading with a company blacklisted, which left the family suddenly with hardly anything. The Leblanc name quickly disintegrated and by the end of her senior year, she’d lost a lot of people she thought she was close to. It also made her realise that she’d ended up becoming the person she hated, not helping the pupils her friends were bullying. She knew from a young age that she wanted to be a teacher so instead of staying in White Oak like originally planned, she moved across the country to study, deciding not to come back at any holidays. It had been her plan to not come back at all when her brother got ill, meaning she had to leave behind the world where she was invisible and be surrounded by people who she’d left behind. 

For the last six months, she’s been back in White Oak and her personality is back to the way it used to be before popularity really stepped in. She’s sweet and understanding- good traits for her job as being a grade one teacher.  She does have a darker side, if anyone gets on her bad side. She mainly tries to hide it, trying to act like the perfect person.

HER FIRST LOVE- Before leaving, Kiara was rather infatuated with a guy who she felt would never love her back. She’d begun writing letters addressed to him, needing to let out her feelings. However, with her family’s empire coming crashing down on her and her school standing diminishing, to her she felt she blew off all chances. Her letters stopped before she left for college and finding out someone knew about her letters, she’s completely and utterly embarrassed. 

Connection Wise: I’d love to see her brothers, a best friend, old friends, rivals and maybe an ex boyfriend or two. I’d love any plot down, though, so lmk if you want to plot <3 

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taz girl scout camp au - back with more gravitas

hope you’re ready for more fun times!! almost all of this is compiled from a chat with charlie @stonerlucretia​, which means there’s a lot of focus on the director, but is that a bad thing? no, obviously. thanks so much to charlie for writing about half of this and being so cool as per usual.

under the cut: the director, the cast, honorary camper june, a bit of ango, haggard camp staff roswell, and a class sketch of sweet junebug, my new favorite part of this au.

THE BELOVED DIRECTOR

the director at the girl scout camp i went to as a youth rode around the expansive campgrounds in a golf cart… so obviously lucretia does the same. she has gotta scoot around to make sure everything is going smoothly in a timely manner!

but this doesn’t mean she’s unfit, god no. in this au she looks older than she is because she has spent so much of her life out in the wilderness, kicking nature’s ass!! everyone thinks she’s a wiry old lady until she like, paddles a kayak at lightspeed to help a camper, or wrangles a spooked horse, or scares off a mountain lion.

Nobody Fucks With Lucretia’s Camp.

she’s constantly wearing old lady shorts with big pockets and big clunky tennis shoes… khaki shirts… sunglasses on a string around her neck… a fanny pack (that she rocks, obviously). half of her closet is camp shirts going back twenty years.

she always has a big nalgene filled with iced tea (like my mom)

the campers are at arts and crafts and she just shows up on a horse. holy fuck mom. and then she does tie-dye with them!! it’s not the most colorful shirt out on the drying rack, but it is one of the more neat ones. she also gets a bit stained with tie-dye… a camper got eager to show her a creation.

she is universally beloved by the campers….. constantly hug-rushed. “girls you’re covered in paint. please girls. okay yes hello”

“girls you’re covered in lake water. girls the sludge. you smell like a sewer grate. i am glad you had fun swamping your canoes but Please”

“carey please put that lizard down before you - okay well now it’s stuck. thank you”

the lizard is carey’s new friend that she found down by the creek. only she ran up to lu too fast? and now. uh oh. it is stuck on lucretia’s shorts. and it does not want to be pried off. now the lizard is lucretia’s friend also

the lizard crawls up and just kinda chills on lu’s shoulder for a while like a parrot. she gives it back to carey at the end of the day but she’ll stop by when she sees carey playing with it and say hello to him and shake his lizard hand

(charlie wrote most of that and charlie is definitely the lizard)

she also has a cat!! camp pet and mascot. it comes and goes… it can usually be found near the director’s residence or the dining hall. each summer’s campers have a name for it but she like… has a “real” name for it. maybe it’s davenport.

THE CAST LIST (if i am missing any people lmk)

the campers: carey, killian, julia, noelle, ren, jess, and sabine

the college age counselors (the job i will probably be doing this summer lmao): sloane and hurley

camp staff: the director (the director), maureen (main camp staff, science lead), c*ssidy (horse stables staff), roswell (lake and boating staff), jack (more behind-the-scenes, takes care of any rattlesnakes or problems with facilities - occasionally will do nature talks)

honorary future camper: june!!!!!!!!

JUNEBUG

june is too young to go to camp yet (around five or six years old)… but her dad works there so she lives at camp over the summer. the director is very fond of her. sometimes she brings june while doing her rounds and june gets to participate in activities… lucretia’s assistant!!

she has a little clipboard that has the day’s schedule on it. and some coloring pages.

when the director is like “ok it’s time for Paperwork” june’s like OH! YES WE’RE SO BUSY and she just colors for 4 hours

the director’s office and room are papered in june’s pictures. in her desk she has a drawer that’s just filled with markers and crayons for june’s use.

lucretia: filling out grant apps and incident reports

june: drawing self insert “if i could go to camp” fanfic in those little booklets that have lines on the bottom half and blank drawing space on the top half 

all the stories are of her being super cool and all the older girls think she’s really cool and they lift her up on their shoulders and call her the Best Camper Ever at the end of every one

the director has a fucking library of these things 

“june [last name], honorary camper in: THE MOUNTAIN LION MYSTERY!" 

(charlie also wrote most of that and made me almost cry in class bc it’s So Pure, You Guys)

POOR ANGO

angus is also there… he hangs out with june a lot. he’s the director’s nephew. his parents dropped him off so they could go on vacation by themselves :( lucretia disapproves but tries to give him a good summer break regardless. she is not fond of her brother, but very fond of her nephew.

he has read every nature book in her and jack’s offices at least twice, and he reads all of june’s stories and makes minor editing suggestions that go largely untaken

everyone’s pretty nice to him though!! he often sits by the lake and reads and eats his PB&J while the campers go boating and when they paddle up near him he says hi :)

he doesn’t participate in a lot of the more active camp activities (lucretia wouldn’t force him to) but he’s around! he makes the best of a bad situation!

ROSWELL WANTS YOU TO KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE BOAT PLEASE

roswell, as said, is the pool/lake/boating supervisor… safety first, kids.

carey please put your lifejacket back on and - KILLIAN DON’T STAND UP IN THE CANOE IT’S VERY DANGEROUS

JESS AND SABINE PLEASE STOP HITTING EACH OTHER WITH YOUR PADDLES

LET THAT FROG GO PLEASE CAREY

CAREY ENOUGH WITH THE SALAMANDERS THEY JUST WANT REST

carey you can’t bring crayfish into the boat. carey please do not pinch me with your new friends

carey i am not a downer 

(sigh) you kids wanna feed some ducks? (killian: YES)

when the campers get to swamp their canoes (that’s when you intentionally rock the boat so you fall in, it’s very fun) roswell is always very close by in their kayak… they are glad they’re all having fun! they worry, but they made sure each life jacket fit perfectly, so they’re not too concerned.

ALSO

here’s a tinie junebug i drew real fast in class…

she is covered in arts and crafts projects. and band-aids. they didn’t have a camp tshirt small enough to fit her properly, but it is very enthusiastically tie-dyed.

she is also missing lots of teeth, because she is a little girl. when asked she will tell you the story of how she lost each one. every time. (one of charlie’s kids from his job does this) (it’s cute from june though)

and yeah!! i hope to get around to writing a fic set in this au at some point when school isn’t kicking my ass… if you have any ideas send them to me!! i love this au so much. feel free to draw anything, also!! (please)